Yup, that may not be the exact spider that tried to kill me today, but it sure looks like it! Here is the short story. I was in the middle of taking a leak this morning and was getting my toilet paper ready. I was unrolling the TP and there he was, jumped on my hand, and then fell to the floor due to my insanely fast hatred of spider speed. Soo, I know what you are thinking. I peed on the floor. But the good news is that I didn't. Who knew the urethra could close that fast in an emergency situation. Needless to say, I killed the spider and continued the bathroom journey.
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